Time Crunched Critics

Weekly Crunch - Cape Fear, Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, & The Five Star Weekend (plus more!)

Jennifer and Mike Season 1 Episode 31

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This week the Time Crunched Critics give their complete review of Cape Fear, Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, and The Five Star Weekend. Plus, they share their first impressions of Furious, Lucky, and Silo (Season 3). They share their Be Kind, Rewind picks of the week AND let you know what shows will be releasing in the next two weeks. 

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SPEAKER_00

Welcome back to another weekly crunch.

SPEAKER_03

Yes, welcome back, listeners, but honestly, welcome back to us too, Mike.

SPEAKER_00

Welcome back.

SPEAKER_03

It's been a minute.

SPEAKER_00

It's been a while. Busy, busy summer.

SPEAKER_03

Yes, busy summer.

SPEAKER_00

Well, we've got a lot to cover today, so buckle up. We're reviewing three shows, plus giving you our quick initial impression of three others.

SPEAKER_03

Of course, stick around for our Be Kind Rewind segment for some extra recommendations. And we're closing out today with a brand new segment. Fast Forward.

SPEAKER_00

Nice.

SPEAKER_03

A quick look at the shows dropping in the next couple of weeks so you can plan your watch list.

SPEAKER_00

See, I'm wondering what other buttons we're missing on the VCR right now.

SPEAKER_03

Stop.

SPEAKER_00

Well, that's what we did the last couple weeks. So hopefully no one's pushing the stop button on us. All right, that's a lot on the menu. Let's get into it.

SPEAKER_03

All right, let's do it. Welcome to Time Crunched Critics.

SPEAKER_00

We're two TV lovers who watch a little too much TV so you don't have to.

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We're here to give you our honest reviews on what's a worthwhile watch and what you can safely skip.

SPEAKER_00

Because we know what it's like to be crunched for time.

SPEAKER_03

Alright, I was thinking we could start with the show that we just recently finished, the most recently, which would be Cape Fear.

SPEAKER_00

Ooh.

SPEAKER_03

You want to go for that?

SPEAKER_00

A real place, it turns out. The IMDB summary reads A happily married couple faces a growing threat when a notorious killer from their past, Max Katie, is released from prison and seeks revenge. All ten episodes are currently on Apple TV. Jennifer.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

What did you think?

SPEAKER_03

What did you think?

SPEAKER_00

If I were to sum it up, I think parts of the show really had me. I mentioned it in the past. I kind of liked how like some of the cinemat cinematics were like throwbacks. And I thought that was kind of cool. I like the you know the intro type thing. I thought it was one of those shows that kind of always has you on edge, which I don't actually like all that much.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, you were like plugging your ears a lot, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

And but sometimes like, oh, that's you know, that might be that's probably what it's going for, right? Yeah. Kind of keep you on the edge.

SPEAKER_03

People like that.

SPEAKER_00

But the problem I had with it in general was that it really maybe could have been six episodes or just a movie. Right? Because like some of the thrills weren't worth it. Yeah. I think some of the storytelling could have been quicker. Like you didn't have to.

SPEAKER_03

It got redundant.

SPEAKER_00

Right.

SPEAKER_03

We get the point. We get it. Yeah. And some of the things were kind of overly stretched.

SPEAKER_00

Some were overly stretched, and I feel like that kind of made the m more major plot points a little harder for me to pick up on. I guess. Or you just pick up on too late, and it's like I d these other things, like I don't I don't know. I don't I didn't care about as much.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and I think if it was a movie, it would almost had would have had better momentum and held the tension better because there was a lot of tension, like you said, that feeling on the edge of your seat, but then like the episode ends and you wait a week, and then you're kind of like not in that space anymore, and then you start the next one, and I feel like a movie would really hold that better.

SPEAKER_00

Right. There's just a couple episodes in the middle where just like uh you know, could have done it out of it.

SPEAKER_03

A lot of them at the beginning, I feel I feel like the second half of this, like the th I really was intrigued, not hooked, but I was hooked on the last like two episodes. Yeah. That was like, I gotta play the next one. So it eventually got me hooked, but it took all the way to the end.

SPEAKER_00

Sure.

SPEAKER_03

But the whole time I was intrigued. I agree with you that it was really like stylistic and I like the atmosphere and I like the cinematography and the choices that they made with how they produced it and directed it and styled it. I really liked Javier Bardem as Max Cady. I think that he was like really charismatic, but also like, you know, he was a maniac. I mean, he just played he played both parts really well. I felt like I had a lot of empathy for him and like sympathy for him, but he was also so awful.

SPEAKER_00

Well, you didn't, yeah, you didn't really know what to make of him at first.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, he was just really intense and creepy, and I just think he really delivered. I also think that everyone in general was pretty good and in acting. Did you know that Kate Winslit's son is the son?

SPEAKER_00

I did not I did not know that.

SPEAKER_03

I didn't know that either.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I'm like, she has a son that's like an adult. Crazy. But, anyways, I I don't know if that's my takeaway.

SPEAKER_00

I just think of Nepo babies.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Um Nepo babies are everywhere in Hollywood, though.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What can you do?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. I do think that um one thing also with the show though, like along with it being kind of stretched out and redundant at times, I was so annoyed with all the characters and the choices. I was so frustrated. And I know like they're supposed to be teenagers, but they're just like making like the two teenagers their kids, like oh right. I just like was getting so frustrated with some choices.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And um, I hate that.

SPEAKER_00

It's like the horror movie where it's like, yeah, don't go in the basement, you know? Don't don't don't run into the woods by yourself.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah. Just there were just some choices. I was like, uh, and I feel like maybe they were a little bit of a stretch, but I never and you you have you know what my number one main grow was.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I mean you you and accents, you are you really like that's a make or break for you. Yeah. Because this one you could understand the accent. You know, some if you can't understand the accent, show's over, right? This one you could understand it, but you just thought it was bad.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it was just like overly um forced, this overly forced southern type of accent that only she had and no one else did. So that's what it was confusing. Like her kids didn't have it at all. Yeah. Um I do think it got better. I feel like it was way more obvious and pronounced at the beginning of the series, and by the end, I wasn't like I wasn't distracted by her accent by the end of the series, but Oh, we're still in accents.

SPEAKER_00

I thought you meant the show in general. No, her accent.

SPEAKER_03

It got better.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

And the show did too. But yeah, overall, um, overall I enjoyed it. I think it was a little long and it could have been a movie. Sometimes you're gonna want to scroll.

SPEAKER_00

I'd be interested to see the movie now, actually.

SPEAKER_03

The one with Robert De Niro De Niro from the 80s. I guess so. It is different. This is like a reimagined remake. Because of its like a different amount of kids, the family dynamics are a little bit different. Obviously, it's modern, they utilize like social media and other modern things in this one.

SPEAKER_00

But yeah, it's but the same actress I thought that was.

SPEAKER_03

Julia Lewis played in the original, she was the daughter of the lawyer. And in this one, she plays Max Cady's sister or like half sister. I thought that was kind of interesting. Yeah, it was interesting that she was in both. Yeah, weird little random fact. Yeah. But yeah, I will say this one to me, also, just for anyone out there, it does lean a little bit, it has like a horror feel to it too. It's kind of creepy and eerie. And I actually had a nightmare one night from one of the scenes, and I like this kind of stuff. Like, I'm okay with being scared. But there were some, there are some things that I was like, whew, that really like spooked me. And I had a nightmare about it, and I woke up in the night and I was like, that's bizarre. So, anyways, just putting that out there. What is your time crunch rating on this Cape Fear?

SPEAKER_00

I'm gonna say five and a half.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. So that that lands you in the meh, watchable but forgettable inconsistent.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I mean, that that uh sums up my thoughts, I guess. I I'm not gonna re-watch it, that's for sure.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that's true. That's true. I I think I'm in the same area as you on that.

SPEAKER_00

Give me a number.

SPEAKER_03

I'll I'll say six. All right. The next show that we are going to talk about is Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed.

SPEAKER_00

The IMDB summary reads A divorced mom gets caught up in a perilous web of blackmail, murder, and youth soccer. Yes. All ten episodes are available on Apple TV.

SPEAKER_03

So similar to Cape Fear, I feel like this one did take me a little while to get hooked. Cape Fear took me like a solid eight episodes to be hooked. Ouch. Until like the last two. This one I would say probably took like three or so. I did eventually become hooked though, and really looked forward to each episode when it would come out. I really enjoyed this show a lot. I actually I hope it gets greenlit for a second season. The this one does. Um, for anyone out there who likes things to wrap up, this one, the central plot does get wrapped up, but other things become open as the season progresses. And so, like the central thing gets wrapped up in this, so you'll feel good about that, but it does leave it open for a second season. It has not yet been greenlit for a second season yet. So I don't know if they'll have one, but I can't imagine that they wouldn't because I do think that this one's getting some love. Um, and I mean, I thought the acting was really good. I really loved the lead in this.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I uh that stands out too. I like the main character.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, she was really good, and I love Jake Johnson too as her ex-husband. I think he's I really haven't seen him in too much. I mean, obviously mean girl, or not mean girl, good girl, what's that called? New girl. New girl. He was a new girl, all the girls. And yeah, I also I also really liked uh the twists. I thought like they just like kept coming and it just got more and more interesting for me. And yeah, I felt really locked in. I do think that the twists were twisty and chaotic and in like the good ways, but it did veer a little bit more into implausible for me at times, and I kind of like rolled my eyes a little bit, and I got a little confused. Did you get confused?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I mean, I I mentioned this in an earlier episode, but I liked how at least in the beginning of the story, like maybe the first few episodes, everyone is very upfront with each other, right? Like she went to the scene of a mur murder, she and she told the cops that, right? She didn't hide it for 10 more episodes. And that I really appreciated that was a you know a refreshing take on this type of show. But then in the later half of the show, they did a lot less of that. Yeah, it kind of that part went downhill, but then it got me thinking, it's like, oh, they're just setting it up for a second season.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I mean the character choices were sometimes dumb and like why would you do that? It's just kind of annoying.

SPEAKER_00

I I want I want it to go on. I enjoyed the show. I guess I do want it to go on, but I I guess I was part of me was thinking it was gonna wrap up.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I did think it was gonna wrap up. I I guess I maybe thought it was a miniseries. I feel like miniseries are just so common now that I almost go into a show thinking it's gonna be a miniseries automatically.

SPEAKER_00

And I really think they they could have with the plot they had, but now they're trying to make the um you know the the bad organization like you know has um a bigger reach than you thought of at first.

SPEAKER_03

And it's like, yeah, I think things are deeper and deeper and bigger than you originally thought.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and it's like okay, I can see that being interesting, you know, we'll see how it plays out, but I also can see it's like, yeah, it's bigger than you thought, but also not too big that you can't end it in a single season. And so it'll be it could go either way for the second season. Um, one thing I did want to mention that you didn't mention uh as part of the things you liked, so I like kind of like the soundtrack too. Like they had some good songs inserted there. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I I think I have one of the talking heads covers on my my Spotify list now. For sure. And just threw that in at the end there.

SPEAKER_03

Um look at you adding a cover to your playlist, just like me.

SPEAKER_00

I have so many talking heads covers. Um, but yeah, that one that one made its in, made its way in.

SPEAKER_01

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00

Um, yeah, but I really liked the I really liked the main character. I think she was witty enough with without it being too much.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. A lot of the characters were witty enough. It was like a little funny, but not too much.

SPEAKER_00

But not too much, you're right.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

And her her situation was more I I mean, it was just kind of realistic. Like she was just like a divorced mom trying to um do the best for her daughter, like going through a divorce with someone who's trying to, you know, manipulate her into doing things she might not want to do and how that impacts your everyday life. Um, and so I I thought that that character was interesting.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, she played it really well.

SPEAKER_00

The one thing, so this one it caught me off guard at first, but I eventually got more into it just because we were coming off of Margot's Got Money Troubles, and this was uh they had the same like online, you know.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, like the whole premise is she's on call with a cam boy and the cam boy gets murdered, and then she's she's like on the hook for his murder or something, right? Yeah, and I thought it was it goes a lot bigger than that, but that was kind of like the initial thing, which I wasn't my favorite. I was like, eh, another cam board coming off the OnlyFans or whatever. Especially after Margot's got money, yeah, but that is definitely not like correct what it is about. I mean, it is, but it gets better.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I mean that ends up being a minor plot point. They do stick with it for a while, but you end up that's just a small piece of puzzle. Yeah, um, I think I'd give it I think I'll give it a seven and a half. It uh I didn't really know uh what to make of it at first. Like I said, it was it had a weird taste in my mouth after with the whole Camboy stuff, I think, just because it was like, oh why there's two shows like this um that had that as a theme, but it's like it's really not the main theme. That's just um a small part of the show. Uh but yeah, I liked it overall. How about you?

SPEAKER_03

I'd give it an eight, so similar to you, it's in that well-made and enjoyable with minor issues kind of category area. I think my biggest thing is it did get a little too chaotic and plotty for my liking. I don't I like twists and turns, but I also don't like it to be so like you don't want to have to take notes. Yeah, yeah. I did have to like stop and talk it out a little bit. Like, wait, what? You know, and and sometimes that's just unnecessary. All right. The next show that we're gonna talk about is well, I guess I'm talking about this because you did not watch it, Mike.

SPEAKER_00

Well, to be fair, this is not a show that's meant for me at all.

SPEAKER_03

I didn't think it was for me either.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, I mean, I'm I'd be interested to hear it. Let's let's talk about it.

SPEAKER_03

This one is the five-star weekend.

SPEAKER_00

The IMDB summary reads A beloved food influencer grappling with loss hosts four friends from different chapters of her life for a weekend on Nantucket, where hidden truths emerge and relationships evolve amid coastal luxury. All eight episodes are currently streaming on Peacock.

SPEAKER_03

All right, so I'm gonna be honest, I expected it to be much worse. The trailer makes it look worse than the trailers. Yes, they made it look very overly Hallmark-esque and cheesy. Yeah. And to the point where I really wasn't planning to watch it at all, but I needed a new walking pad show.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_03

And since I knew you weren't interested in this one, I'm like, uh, maybe I'll just like give it a try and see. And it was definitely, I'm here to report, it was definitely cheesy at times, and it did lean a little bit into the Hallmark vibe lane. But it also had more going on than I expected.

SPEAKER_00

Not a pajama dance party.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, they had that. A goddamn pajama dance party. That's so cheesy. But the cast had really great chemistry, they're all seasoned actors. However, I'm probably, I don't know, this might be a hot take.

SPEAKER_02

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_03

But I really didn't care for Jennifer Garner in this. I think that she was trying too hard to be funny, especially in moments that moments are clearly written as jokes, like, oh, this is supposed to be kind of like a little humor here, but she really just her delivery just made it feel like just cringe and stupid and not funny. And I don't think she's a funny person. I don't know. I think she just like also tends to play this like overly sweet, goody-goody character or something. The way that she does it just kind of rubs me the wrong way. I just didn't really like her character. But I loved the other ones, and I loved the the casting choices that they made like across the board.

SPEAKER_00

What has she been? She just wasn't the same. This has been a good show. I'm trying to think back now.

SPEAKER_03

She was in that one thriller that we watched, I think it was called The Last Thing He Told Me, where she was the um the wife of a guy who goes missing, and then he had a daughter, like a teenage daughter, and she's kind of like trying to figure out what happened to him while navigating that. She she does drama really well, I think, Jennifer Garner. And like I just think that when she kind of does the like, I don't know, lighthearted stuff sometimes it just comes off as like it's like she's made for Hallmark. I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

That's what I was trying to think. Because like I only know her from commercials these years.

SPEAKER_03

She has some really great moments in this, but just like overall, I just feel like it would have been different if they had cast someone else, I think. Okay. Who could go a little bit more, be a little bit more vulnerable and real and not like I don't know. I don't know the word. I should have written it at this point.

SPEAKER_00

I I mean I'm still having a hard time, having a hard time with this because like it's not as if the from reading that summary, if she's a food influencer, living it up in luxury Nantucket, like that's it's not selling me anymore on this. But you're saying you you liked it. You liked it more than you thought.

SPEAKER_03

I liked it more than I thought. Um, I think that so the the show is funny at times and it's heartfelt and it's occasionally relatable. There are it's like cozy, visually appealing. It's a good summer vibe show. I mean, it's just like beautiful people in a beautiful house on a beautiful beach.

SPEAKER_00

It's like How did I get here?

SPEAKER_03

Feels feels good, but yeah, they are like there are a lot of moments where you're just like, okay, this is just like a bunch of kind of rich women arguing with each other in an An Tucket mansion. Yeah. You know? Got a little tiresome. There was a lot of like they don't like each other and you know, like being mad at each other and nitpicking and kind of grudges and stuff like that. And I'm just I don't love that, like pinning women against each other, and that's not really always how it goes. And but there was more to it. It wasn't just that she lost her husband and was like having a slumber party with her friends, they all have something that they're going through, like someone was about to lose their job, someone's dealing with a potential life-threatening diagnosis, someone else's husband is going through a lawsuit, and so there was more going on than just the main character stuff, and so that made it more interesting to me.

SPEAKER_00

Do you think I would have liked it at all?

SPEAKER_03

No, okay, so no, I don't think you would have liked it at all. Um, and I like I said, it was something that had kind of it was kind of cozy, kind of easy just to binge through when I was on my walking pad. I rolled my eyes and there were some moments of cheese, but there were some heartfelt good moments and I think good acting uh for the most part. So I would say that I'm not gonna remember this one, sure, but it was enjoyable to get me through my walks. Okay, but I do think there are some people who are gonna love it and seem to love it. I just like can't do cheese very well. Yeah, and I think if you're okay with the cheese, like you're probably gonna love it. But on my time crunch critic rating, I'm gonna give it, I'll give it a five.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, so there are a few shows that we started, but not all of the episodes of the shows are out yet. And we are gonna give y'all our full reviews once they wrap up, which they'll all be pretty much wrapping up by like early September. So in just a few more weeks, but we wanted to just put them on your radar. The first show is Furious on Hulu. It's a crime drama that follows an FBI agent hunting a female serial killer with Emmy Rossom in the lead role. We've only watched two episodes, I think, so far, right? And I think there are three out, but we watched two. I think it's a little bit of a slow start. I think it will pick up. I think it has potential. I'm definitely gonna keep watching. What are your thoughts, initial?

SPEAKER_00

I I do think it could be. Good, but right now it kind of gives me the ick a little bit. Yeah, it's the subject matter.

SPEAKER_03

The subject matter is a little icky.

SPEAKER_00

But it's not as if we, you know, we've seen this shows about this stuff in the past, but it's like right now, it's like a little uncomfortable, a little icky. Right. Um, but it does seem like it could be a good detective show, and we'll see.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, we will see. Another show that we're watching right now is called Lucky, and this one is on Apple TV. Apple TV is really like we got a lot of shows that we watch on Apple TV right now. Yeah. They really have some good ones. So Lucky is a crime thriller miniseries that follows the resourceful Lucky, that's her name, as she's pursued by both the FBI and the family she stole money from. The result is a fast-paced cat and mouse game filled with action twists and betrayals. I think we've watched four episodes.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So nearly half of the season. I'm enjoying it more than I expected. I didn't love it after one episode, but I would say I'm into it now. But it is very, very action-y, action-heavy.

SPEAKER_00

What got you into it recently?

SPEAKER_03

The last episode.

SPEAKER_00

Oh. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

So the I don't want to spoil anything, but yeah, the plot. I think the plot is the story.

SPEAKER_00

The story. The acting. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Um, I think just at first it was kind of like, oh, okay, they're con artists. I'm kind of like, I don't like people just like robbing people and con artists, but it started to get it's more than just like, oh, we're gonna go steal money from someone. It's there's other stuff going on and the con is is different than I expected.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I'm not quite hooked yet.

SPEAKER_03

I wouldn't say hooked, I'm just enjoying it more than I expected.

SPEAKER_00

I'm I'm not quite there. I th I think like in most situations she gets a little bit too lucky. Like, you know, how do they keep how do the police keep kind of messing this up? Um type of thing. Yeah, you're kind of rolling your eyes. It's all a little bit too convenient, and for whatever reason, like the um it was almost like a cartoon villain that um is kind of you know the the main um or one of the the bad guys. Um and it's just like I just I don't know, I don't I don't see it. I need I need that to be a little grittier, I suppose. Yeah. That element and not like luxury.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah, I know what you mean.

SPEAKER_00

Um, but I mean we might as well just keep keep watching.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, we'll keep watching for sure. We'll let y'all know.

SPEAKER_00

We're also watching luck will run out.

SPEAKER_03

Perhaps. We're also watching Silo season three right now. And for those unfamiliar, silo is a dystopian sci-fi drama about a community living in a massive underground silo to escape a toxic world. This season, so this is season three, it dives deeper, I guess more into like the silo's history.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

More so, and it focuses on memory control. I'll just say that. Sure. That's a heavy focus. Um, I'm enjoying it overall. I I definitely have some complaints and some thoughts, but I think I'm just gonna share that until we finish the season because I know we're gonna finish it and talk about it, but I think I'm enjoying it more than season two.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I'll say that. I'll say that as well. I thought season two was pretty slow, yeah. And we only really finished it because season three was right, right.

SPEAKER_03

We like we stopped watching season two because we were like, we just can't do this. Walked away, and then season three came out, and we're like, should we just finish season two quick? And I mean, that was rough. We were like, uh, but as a whole, like I I like this. I like this dystopian future type thing.

SPEAKER_00

There's a lot of elements of of the set like the all three seasons that I do enjoy. I think some play out in a way that I don't like I don't really care for. Like there are yeah, like the even though the the plot is interesting, the way it plays out is kind of cheesy, I guess. But I like that's not the case for all of them. Um it's just it's not like the perfect dystopian future m you know series for me. Oh, yeah. But there are parts that like are interesting enough that you know keep me coming back. And I like I agree with what you said. Season three is definitely better than season two so far. And I do like knowing the history more, and the history seems you know pretty relevant uh to the current times, which seems kind of interesting.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that whole going into the history of it and seeing some of those scenes, it's really different because of they haven't done this yet. Yeah, you know, so it's interesting. But yeah, we'll talk to y'all about it more in depthly when we finish it. Yep. Okay, I do want to tell you guys about uh another show that we started, but we're not gonna be finishing it. I'm not even gonna watch it on my walking pad. Oh, but we're here just to tell you guys this one's a safe skip. This one is called The Hawks.

SPEAKER_00

Would you eject it? Ooh, eject.

SPEAKER_03

Yes, that's it. That's the one, Mike. I'm gonna eject the hawks, the hawk, the hawk on Netflix. It's really disappointing because it stars Will Farrell and Fortune Feemster, two comedians that I absolutely adore, and there's other ones too, like Molly Shannon's in it. Yeah, but like it's just not good.

SPEAKER_00

You gotta wonder.

SPEAKER_03

I I don't know if I'm missing something, right? Well, I mean, what did you think? What I mean, you're not you're not gonna watch it either.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, definitely not. And I you know, I grew up on Will Farrell watching all of his movies.

SPEAKER_03

Love him.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. It this one seems I like I don't know if I was if I was those people, it's like you're reading through this, it's like why why are you taking this one? I don't know. It seems like he could have passed. Yeah, I I almost wonder it it makes me think it's you know just for the like they know it's gonna sell because of X, Y, and Z, but then at the same time, like why would these actors agree to that? Like they they're bigger names that just agree to quick cash from Netflix.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, if there's anyone out there who is watching this and likes it, can you email us and tell me why you like it? I I really feel like I'm missing something because I want to love it. I or at least like it.

SPEAKER_00

Right.

SPEAKER_03

And I was just I'm just really disappointed that I don't because I love Will Farrell, love Fortune Femster, love Molly Shannon. Like, what? Yeah, anyways, eject.

SPEAKER_00

Eject.

SPEAKER_03

We'll have to get some sound effects. You need to get like a soundboard. Yeah. All right. Do you want to move on to our beekind rewind segment, Mike? All right, do you want to go first or do you want me to go first?

SPEAKER_00

Let's hear you go first.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. My Behind Rewind pick this week is good girls. Do you remember Good Girls?

SPEAKER_00

I think so.

SPEAKER_03

All four seasons of this are on Netflix. This is a crime comedy drama series about three suburban mothers who turn to crime, starting with robbing a grass a grocery store. Is it coming back to you now? To solve their financial problems, only to get pulled into a deeper, dangerous, like criminal world, basically. It stars Christina Hendricks, Retta, and May Whitman. I really enjoyed this one when it originally aired. This was back in like 2018. It was a while ago, and I have not watched it since, but I still remember it and I think about it from time to time, and I think that that says something. Actually, when I was watching the five-star weekend, I one of the things I was thinking about is like I love seeing like a female cast and like the chemistry of the female cast, and then it made me think of good girls because this was their chemistry is really good, and this female led cast, and it just made me think of it. And also kind of Lucky reminds me of it too, because I feel like there's they're in this kind of criminal world and she's pulled into it, and I feel like that's what happens here with these women. Now it's a very different tonal show, it's more, it's like I mean, it's a little uneven. It can kind of bounce between family drama, comedy, and crime thriller. But it didn't really bother me because I really love Christina Hendricks specifically as the lead in this. And um I just think that this one is bingeable, it's a lot of fun. There's uh fast-paced crime drama stuff that keeps things moving, but then there's family drama storylines that are relatable and entertaining, and I just really liked it. I do think this one, I I want to say it was on NBC. It wasn't on a streaming platform when it first came out, and I feel like I think it was it was like NBC or ABC, I think it was NBC. And I feel like this show, if it had gone straight to streaming, like in a in a time like now, they could have done so much more because I do feel like they were kind of like working in the confines of the network boundaries. Because if it I feel like it wanted to maybe dare to be a little darker or a little grittier, like a little more um like breaking bad, but it couldn't. It had to stay like PG 13. Sure. You know what I mean? And I feel like I don't know. That's what what I just it's just missing a little bit of like edge and grit. Yeah, it's a little bit more glossy, but it's very entertaining. I will say this one is four seasons and it does not wrap up, it got canceled, right? And that really sucked because I think that there are a lot of people who won't watch a show if there's not like a clean ending, you know, like and it sucks. It sucks that shows get just canceled, right? And then you get invested in them. But and this one did, so I will put that out there. But to me, it was still really, really good, and um, I think it's still worth the watch, even though it kind of leaves you hanging. But I mean it kind of left you hanging in a happy spot, I'll put it that like a hopeful spot.

SPEAKER_00

So yeah, I remember it wasn't like cliffhanger. I was trying to think of how it ended, and I was like, oh, wait a minute, it didn't end.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah. But yeah, check it out, good girls. It's on Netflix and it's very like back to back bingeable. What is your beekind rewind pick of the week, Mike?

SPEAKER_00

All right, mine is Westworld season one.

SPEAKER_03

Ooh, Westworld.

SPEAKER_00

Not after season one, not after seasonal one. Just season one.

SPEAKER_03

How many seasons ended up happening?

SPEAKER_00

I don't remember now. Season one definitely stood out as like my favorite show in a while when it when it was out. And it's four seasons, by the way. Four, okay. So I didn't I don't remember when I stopped, but the first one was so good. I so good. I think it's because like I remember you know, I was of an age when you know Jurassic Park came out, and it had so many new elements to the movie that it was just like such a new experience for me that that movie is like forever etched in my mind, uh, for a number of reasons. And this, if I'm remembering it right, and and maybe get angry at me if I'm not here, but I'm pretty sure this was the precursor to Jurassic Park book-wise. Um, and because the the idea is similar, right? You have a um place you can visit where they have brought creatures to life. This time not through um DNA, bringing back old creatures, but it's basically just AI robots in um this kind of western world. So it's kind of sci-fi meets western. So people go out pay to go on vacation there, and you can play out these stories, like you can keep it very simple, just like hang out in the saloon, or you can go on these big, like I would call them quests, but you go on these big adventures, and you know, you kind of you can go really far down the rabbit hole in all these different storylines, but behind the scenes, you know, even though these are you know robots that are playing out AI robots that are playing out these storylines, all of a sudden you start to remember. And eventually, you know, as all the AI um sci-fi shows go, you know, they become self-aware and yada yada yada, and what happens. And so this one it was it was so interesting though, because you had that element to it, but then you had like they kept bringing up all these strange like puzzles, you know. One of them they were calling they called it the maze, right? And so, you know, what is the maze? Is it something physical that you know the tourists at this place can go and find? Like, are are you just one quest step away from unlocking the maze and discovering the secrets of the island, or is the maze something only unique to the AI? And it it was a really super interesting show. Um, definitely worth the watch. I think I I really enjoyed it, but then you know you can imagine a show like this that it can go in any number of different ways. It went in like I I think I remember like it just got so convoluted, like it just ended up going in all the ways. It's like this is just just doesn't work, right? Yeah, you gotta rein it in.

SPEAKER_03

And then it did get canceled kind of abruptly, and so it didn't wrap up. So the last season is season four, and it's like it you're you might not be satisfied because it's not really an ending, so and but I I just it had a but season one is worth the watch just to experience the world and experience the the show because it was a good show.

SPEAKER_00

It had a sense of adventure to it, but also it adventure the mind.

SPEAKER_03

It was really one of a kind at the time too, because it was like 2016 when it came out, and um yeah, like groundbreaking, I would say. I would put it. It really it was fresh and new.

SPEAKER_00

Exactly. Anyway, that's mine.

SPEAKER_03

Two shows that didn't end well, two shows that didn't really get an ending, but worth the watch. Okay, so don't eject. Push it in. What would be the uh a better way of phrasing that?

SPEAKER_00

Um insert insert? I don't know. Insert here? Okay.

SPEAKER_03

We'll we'll think about it.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Maximum pleasure guarantee.

SPEAKER_03

All right. Are you ready for our final segment? Fast forward.

SPEAKER_00

Fast forward.

SPEAKER_03

All right. I just did a little research on what is coming up in the next couple of weeks. Okay. All right. So on Apple TV, Ted Lasso returns on August 5th for a season four. I think I'll watch it. Will you watch it?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but I won't be excited about it.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. I have no idea what this season's gonna be about, but we'll see.

SPEAKER_00

I I feel like that show like it got this weird COVID bump, I feel. And like I never seem to like it as much as everyone else. Some parts are funny, but I don't know. So uh, but you know, that being said, I watched all of them, so I'll probably watch season four.

SPEAKER_03

All right. Um Prime Video, there is a show coming called Sterling Point. That also is gonna be released on August 5th. This is a this is what it says on IMDB. It says Annie and her twin brother, raised in New York City by their single father, discover their estranged grandfather bequeathed them a lake island.

SPEAKER_00

They they got a vacation house.

SPEAKER_03

I think this one's gonna be more of a mystery drama. Like there's qu they get a lake island and then there's like mysteries and secrets to uncover. I don't know. Check out the preview, I guess. Also on Hulu and FX, there is a show called The Shards. Have you heard of that?

SPEAKER_02

No.

SPEAKER_03

This is also premiered on August 5th, so all these are August 5th. So The Shards is a thriller series from Ryan Murphy based on Brett Easton Ellis' novel. It is set in 1980s Los Angeles. It follows a group of privileged high school students at an elite prep school as a serial killer, the trawler, terrorizes the city, coinciding with the arrival of a mysterious new student. The show explores themes of identity, obsession, and the dark side of adolescence through the eyes of aspiring writer Brett. So a coming-of-age thriller, but it's about wealthy teens. So, like, eh, we'll see. But it's in the 1980s, which is kind of cool. And it is based on a best-selling novel, so it could be good.

SPEAKER_00

So far, not hooked on any of the descriptions, but the all of them are such that they could go like one of them might be amazing. We'll see. Do you have anything else for me?

SPEAKER_03

Yes, I do have something else for you. So this one's not like next week, but on August 28th. So in a few weeks, there is gonna be a new thriller on Netflix, and it's called Mousetrap. A reclusive writer wakes to find his identity stolen and must ally with the ruthless lone shark to reclaim his life from a man known as the rat. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Um there's a lot of animals in that guy's like he's a lone shark named the rat.

SPEAKER_03

Um, but this one though, it is it was made in South Korea, and it is in Korean, so they're probably gonna do like a language over dub. And I like have a hard time with that.

SPEAKER_00

You know which one would be a good be kind rewind, though, for that?

SPEAKER_03

What?

SPEAKER_00

Dark.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, dark was so good. We uh we should talk about dark sometime. You should be kind rewind that one sometime. Yeah, go more in depth. But yeah, so those are just the ones that I wrote down. Of course, there's like reality shows and some other stuff, but those are just the ones that kind of caught my eye. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

I've got one for you that's fast forward if you hit it twice.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, what is it?

SPEAKER_00

I think I might be the only one excited for it, but Lord of the Rings brings the power season three on Amazon. Ooh. November 11th. Well, that's I know it's double fast forward.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I'm really trying to stick with in the next few weeks for our audience.

SPEAKER_00

They dropped some trailers recently.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. But um Yeah, I mean, if we're going that far in in advance, there are definitely some good shows coming up in September on October that I'm really excited about, but I'll tell y'all about them when we're a little closer.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, everything with Lord of the Rings that I watch with rose-colored glasses, but I've already figuring out how everyone else feels. Because they're they're releasing them in a like a kind of a strange way, and they're like, oh, it's because it's so terrible. And so this this show, because it's such a because the fans are so passionate about the source material, like it's it's hard to tell, like, like, are people watching this? Do people like this? Do people hate it? Like, is it just a small few that are speaking out because they're so passionate? But um, it's coming, and I'm gonna watch it.

SPEAKER_03

I will say also like just you just made me think of um so on HBO, they're doing a superhero drama series based on the DC comics Green Lanterns, which I'm not a DC comic, I'm not really like Marvel DC anything, really. But I mean, there are people probably out there, but it follows um Kyle Chandler's in it. He was in Friday Night Lights, he was the coach, but he him and some other guy are like investigating the murder on Earth that leads to a larger cosmic mystery. Um, so it's like a detective fiction with sci-fi. It says with sci-fi drawing inspiration from true detective and focusing on a grounded earth-based story with cosmic elements. Sounds kind of cool. I wish it didn't have like the fact that they say like DC comics, Green Lanterns, that that makes me not want to watch it. But just looking at, you know, a sci-fi detective thing, that sounds cool. Yeah. So I'm like, should we give it a chance and try not to think about the superhero like DC comics angle?

SPEAKER_00

I think the way you just described it makes me interested because it's like if you have these interesting stories with just like a hint of superhero in them, that's where I tend to get hugged.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and as long as like this one has Kyle Chandler and Aaron Pierre, it does not have Ryan Reynolds in it, and so that makes me happy because if he was in it, I would not watch it. Because wasn't he in Green Lantern?

SPEAKER_00

I don't I don't remember anything about Green Lantern.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, he ugh, I can't.

SPEAKER_00

No, I won't. He's busy with mint mobile.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_00

Also Green.

SPEAKER_03

Anyways, that comes out on HBO on August 16th, so within the next few weeks. So we could check that out.

SPEAKER_00

I'm excited. Golden Age and TV.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, there's plenty to queue up, and we'll probably watch a bunch of them, and we'll let you know which ones are worth your time. If you should, you know, eject or inject, insert or eject.

SPEAKER_00

Rewind, fast forward, we're here for you. Just don't pause or stop us.

SPEAKER_03

Please don't. We're sorry that we paused for a couple weeks there, but we're back.

SPEAKER_00

If we pause, don't stop.

SPEAKER_03

If we pause, don't stop listening. Yeah, please. Well, thank you so much for listening to us. Please email us at timecrunchcritics at gmail.com if you have any suggestions or comments, or if you have watched The Hawk and you like it, please tell me. I'm so curious what I am missing about that one. And until next time, happy watching.

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Bye bye.